Музыка по мотивам: I'm on Firefly!
23 ноября 2019, 18:06 , , Вселенная «Светлячка» , Можно прочесть за 4 минуты
Замечательная песня под названием I’m On Firefly, в исполнении Тома Смита (Tom Smith), горячего поклонника «Светлячка», положенная на музыку Because I Got High и записанная в 2005 году.
Автор слов: Tom Smith
Автор музыки: «Because I Got High» (с) Afroman
Сайт Тома Смита: www.tomsmithonline.com
Текст песни:
Well, I’m the captain, Mal, my wit is dry,
I may never be a success, but I’m gonna try,
I live by one law: Murphy’s — and you know why, yay-hey,
I’m on Firefly, I’m on Firefly, I’m on Firefly.
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah…
Well, I’m the first mate, Zoe, I always survive,
Like my career after Cleopatra 2525.
I’m the hottie who’ll kick your ass, and you know why, yay-hey,
I’m on Firefly, I’m on Firefly, I’m on Firefly.
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah…
I’m Zoe’s husband Wash, I’m one lucky guy,
I’m also the pilot, so shut up and let me fly,
I’m the comic relief on the wind, and you know why, yay-hey,
I’m on Firefly, I’m on Firefly, I’m on Firefly.
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah…
I’m Jayne, the hero of Canton, I’m one studly guy,
Don’t get on my bad side, or you’re gonna die,
Oh yeah — I don’t have a good side, and you know why, yay-hey,
I’m on Firefly, I’m on Firefly, I’m on Firefly.
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah…
I’m Kaylee the engineer, I know what to do,
I’m the oversexed grease monkey snarky savant Mary Sue,
I’m in lust with Simple Simon, and you know why, yay-hey,
I’m on Firefly, I’m on Firefly, I’m on Firefly.
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah…
I’m Simon, the doctor, and Jayne gets on my nerves,
If he doesn’t shut up, I’ll make sure he gets what he deserves:
I’ll lock him in a room with my sister, and you know why, yay-hey,
I’m on Firefly, I’m on Firefly, I’m on Firefly.
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah…
I’m River…
I think…
There’s a 29.22% chance that this verse won’t scan,
But rewriting it in iambic — oooh, dancing!
I’m Inara, the Companion, in love with Mal — who knows why,
He always calls me a whore, I guess he’s shy —
And nothing will ever happen, „cause so am I, yay-hey,
I’m on Firefly, I’m on Firefly, I’m on Firefly.
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah…
I’m Shepherd Book, the token… religious guy,
I’ve got a great left hook and I think like a spy.
All that Barney Miller paid off, and you know why, yay-hey,
I’m on Firefly, I’m on Firefly, I’m on Firefly.
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah…
Well, I’m Joss Whedon, the creator, yeah, that’s me,
The only one to compare is J. Michael Straczynski.
I thank you all for watching Serenity, yay-hey,
Buy my DVD, buy my DVD, buy my DVD.
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah…
I’m Brannon Braga, and I’m the Star Trek guy,
Forty years of franchise, and you can kiss it goodbye,
Joss got it right in one — I hate that guy, yay-hey,
He did Firefly, he did Firefly, he did Firefly.
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah…
Well, now this song is done, time to say goodbye,
It’s been a lot of fun, but I’ve gotta fly,
I’ve set aside fifteen hours, and you know why, yay-hey,
To watch Firefly, to watch Firefly, to watch Firefly.
Yada-dah-dah-dah-dah…
